meerissa:

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rebeccaisacliche:

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‘I haven’t seen you fuckers one-up us yet on school shootings. Us 80s kids OWN school shootings. It was OUR generation that shot up Columbine, and it was OUR generation that shot up Virginia Tech. Now that you’ve got Call of Duty, you don’t need to actually shoot people I guess…’

Wow. I was born in the 80’s much like this person, but they are seriously insane and need a chill pill. Also, the thing about the school shootings is completely ridiculous.

My sister and I have majorly been neglecting the house since our parents went on vacation and it is depressing on how messy it truly is. I mean, we’ve been away for the most part and every mess we make was one we just did when we stopped in, grabbed a few things, and headed right back out the door. But we promised one another that we’d get everything spic and span today. Now I’m just waiting for her to get up…I have a feeling she wouldn’t get up until 2pm or so, but considering our grandma is coming over soon I’m going to have to force her out of bed. Man, she is going to be upset with me. I’ll just wait until my grandma rings the bell so at least she won’t get mad at me waking up her too soon before grandma arrived. I’ll be so pleased if we get the whole house cleaned today because then I can get to my homework (I’m usually pretty hindered in doing anything else until my room/home is clean because I just feel cramped in and have a constant urge to clean).

The past 10 years…

For months I’ve been hearing about The XX, but I never actually got around to listening to them. I always thought oh yeah I’ll look ‘em up later, but I never did despite everyone recommending them.

Anyhow, I just checked them out on youtube and I’m in love. I wish I would have actually listened in awhile ago because now I’m ~behind the times~

Ugh I just wanted some eggnog so I pulled the carton out of the fridge along with some milk (I always mix it half and half). I checked the dates as I’ve been out of the house for awhile and see that yep, both are still good for a few more weeks. I pour the eggnog first and then when I add the milk I hear a bit of a glug, glug sound as it pours in. I figure it might be frozen or something but I smell it to be sure. OH MY GOD. It smelled like garbage. I pour it all down the drain to be safe and you would think I’d toss out the whole drink then and there. Nope. I decide hey, maybe it’s not so bad and the drink will be fine. Sooo so wrong of me. I nearly threw up. It was disgusting.

Plus now I don’t know how to get the dvd player to work as my parents switched everything up and have this computer connected to our tv. It’s such a hassle. I tried putting in my movie into the computer but the dvd was making all these weird noises. Sigh. This is not my night.

vintagepeople:

fuckyeahmodels:

Freja Beha and Imogen Morris Clarke for Sonia Rykiel S/S 10

coutorture

I love giant hair things, tbh.

writtenonthewind:

gublernation:

kaleidoscope—eyes:awayaway

Did she say “hey” instead of “hi” cause you know that that means she’s a lesbian, right?

Just like if you look at your nails with your palm up and fingers curled rather than palm down and fingers outstretched, you’re a lesbian…or, you were according to my classmates in 9th grade when they “tested” me and concluded I was a lesbian.

I want this bike, please.

tisrandom:

tonights movie :)

I really enjoyed this one! It was cute, albeit slightly depressing. But overall, it was nice.

meerissa:

macaroononastick:

1. Call.
2. Don’t lie.
3. Never tape any of her body parts together.
4. If guys’ night out is going to be fun, invite the girls.
5. If guys’ night out is going to involve strippers, remember the zoo rules, “no petting.”
6. The correct answer to, “Do I look fat?” is never, ever yes.
7. Ditto for, “Is she prettier then me.”
8. Victoria’s secret is good.  Frederick’s of hollywood is bad.
9. Ordering for her is good. Telling her what she wants is bad.
10. Being attentive is good. Stalking is bad.
11. “Honey,” “Darling,” and “Sweetheart,” are good.  “Nag,” “Lardass,” and, “Bitch” are bad.
12. Talking is good. Shouting is bad. Slapping is a felony.
13. A grunt is seldom an acceptable answer to any question.
14. None of your ex-girlfriends were ever nicer, prettier, or better in bed.
15. Her cooking is excellent - so tell her.
16. But that isn’t an excuse for you to avoid cooking.
17. Dish soap is your friend.
18. Hat does not equal shower, aftershave does not equal soap, and warm does not equal clean.
19. Buying her dinner does not equal foreplay.
20. Answering, “Who was that on the phone,” with, “Nobody,” is never going to end that conversation.
21. Ditto for, “Whose lipstick is this?”
22. Two words - clean socks.
23. Believe it or not - you’re probably not more attractive when you’re drunk.
24. Burping is not sexy.
25. You’re wrong!
26. You’re sorry!
27. She is probably less impressed by your discourse on your cool car than you think she is.
28. Ditto for your discourse on football.
29. Ditto for your abilty to jump up and hit any awning in a single bound.
30. “Will you marry me?” is good. “Let’s shack up together is bad”.
31. Don’t assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood.
32. Don’t assume PMS doesn’t exist.
33. No means no. Yes means yes. Silence could mean anything. She feels like at that particular moment in time, and it could change without notice.
34. “But we kiss,…”Is not justification for using her toothbrush. You don’t clean plaque with your tongue.
35. Never let her walk anywhere alone after 11pm.
36. Chivalry and feminism are not mutually exclusive.
37. Pick her up at the airport - don’t whine - just do it.
38. If you want to break up with her - break up with her. Don’t act like a complete ass until she does it for you.
39. Don’t tell her you love her if you don’t.
40. Tell you love her if you do - often.
41. Always suck up to her brother.
42. Think boxers.
43. Silk boxers.
44. Remeber Valentine’s Day and any, “cheesy” anniversary sheso-names.
45. Don’t try to change the way she dresses.
46. Her haircut is never bad.
47. Don’t let your friends pick on her.
48. Call.
49. Don’t lie.
50. Alright so the rules are never fair. If all you guys out there just followed these simple rules - then maybe we could all just get along.

Can I just say that a lot of these are ridiculous? So you don’t tell her she looks bad sometimes or that her haircut is ridiculous, but one of the rules is don’t lie? Okay. Also, saying he’s always wrong and always sorry is completely idiotic. I hate these dumb rules people make up for “perfect men.” /mini-rant

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I’m totally sucking right now and cursing all over the place. Video games bring out the worst in me.